Since I am having a case of the Mondays...

... it's time for another hate list! I am doing this simply because I do not have the attention span to even complete a mere blog. You'll be lucky to even read this, I might forget to post it later.

YET ANOTHER- ANGRY MIDGET HATE LIST!

+ bitches that dress their men like Barbie dolls. If you're going to let your bitch dress you up like a little bitch- you might as well be a bitch and chop off your fucking balls. Are you really a man? Slap your bitch back to reality with one or both of your balls and tell that bitch to get on the track in order to find other methods of entertainment.

Some women think it is cute to match outfits with their man, seriously- this just makes your man look like a biiiiiitch.

Speaking of bitches I hate...

+ bitches that are simply bad mothers (Maryanne is a prime example). You can't keep 'starting over' each time you fuck shit up! Oh yeah, I was wondering if you're still a staunch Republican- the bay area wouldn't like you too much. Have you shifted to the left?

+ the Boston Celtics. Especially Paul Pierce because he is a disgrace to Inglewood and one bitch ass fuckin' drama queen:



+ bitches that think they've climbed the social ladder because they carry a [insert designer name here] bag. It's nice you have more than a grand dangling from your arm but seriously, do you actually have cash in your wallet?

+ people that bathe in cologne or perfume

+ being so far away from the real deal Mexicano food

+ people that drive while talking on their cellular phones.

+ being an itchy monster. Studies have attributed eczema to a malfunctioning filaggrin gene. If they can create a drug to maximize filaggrin production I might actually be saved! However, another drawback is that the condition is also dependent upon stress and other environmental factors so each individual suffering from this condition will have variable methods of treatment.

More later my bitches! It is time for me to fight to the death for the sake of all midgets worldwide!